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    Default Epic Pick Up Lines

    PICK UP LINES SURE TO FAIL:
    - Great Legs: What time do they open?
    - Hey Girl - It's your lucky day - of all the gals in here - I picked you to talk to.
    - Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
    - Can I have your phone number? I've seen to have lost mine!
    - Is your last name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.

    PICK UP LINES:
    - Did it hurt? Falling from heaven
    - (Look at chick's shirt tag) Just what I thought - Made in heaven
    - Is that a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them
    - Wooo Wooo! Hear that? It's the ambulance - you just made my heart stop
    - How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice..Hi my name is _____.
    - ((Lick your finger, touch her shirt)) Lets get you out of those wet clothes
    - If your right legs was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas could I visit between the holidays?
    - My socks are having a party - can your pants come on down?
    - Do you wash your pants in Windex - because i can see myself in them.
    - If I had a nickel for ever girl who was as pretty as you that I met...I'd have one nickel.
    - Can I take your picture? (Girls says Why?) So I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
    - If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
    - I've lost my teddy bear...Can I sleep with you?
    - Nice Shoes - Wanna F?
    - Hey babe - wanna go half on a bastard?
    - Does this smell like chloroform?
    - You remind me of a monkey wrench - because when I see you my nuts get tight

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    Default Re: Epic Pick Up Lines

    If you were my homework i would do you every night

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    Default Re: Epic Pick Up Lines

    How about you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?



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    Default Re: Epic Pick Up Lines

    Is that a ladder in your tights, or is it a stairway to heaven?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bits View Post
    How about you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
    Favorite so far.


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    So what you are saying is you died 21 times in 3 rounds? That is 7 death a round ... I don't think that is possible.
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    general knowledge: all girls are whores
    Quote Originally Posted by bogues View Post
    Also, Twisted stop trolling bro. I'll cock smack you in the face

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    Those glasses make you look sexy and good at math, figure this problem out; You plus me subtract the clothes divide your legs so we can multiply

    Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
    Ass-Kicking Party Of One

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    The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

    I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.



    Quote Originally Posted by bogues View Post
    You've obviously never seen me whip it out on someone yet -- you can smell it from across the street.

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    Default Re: Epic Pick Up Lines

    Im loving these geeky pick up lines for nerd chicks:

    1. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes
    2. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
    3. I think my heart just lagged
    4. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress

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    Quote Originally Posted by Un0fficial View Post
    - Hey babe - wanna go half on a bastard?
    There is a sandwich shop up here at school. They have a sandwich called a Fat Bastard. This line doesnt work if standing in the sandwich shop.


    - Hey, Yo, Girl.....You Tryin' To Get FILLED Tonight?

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    Default Re: Epic Pick Up Lines

    the second 1 is my fav of buddas

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